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shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
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Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with less thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies of the country that one is visiting.
Dude, I had a thicc shock when I visited Brazil. I had no idea their were so many thickies.
by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018
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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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shock drop

When you're eating out her ass and she farts in your mouth, so you put three in her pink and one in her stink while simultaneously blowing her own fart back into her mouth.
Hey did you smell her breath she definitely got shock dropped last night.
by Factory stalk August 15, 2022
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Shock-a-rooney

When something is surprising
Mall: that pie had bugs in it!
Nancy: now thats a shock-a-rooney!
by NBeichner March 20, 2023
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gingerphylaxis shock

What happens when you get too close to a ginger/redhead. The extra chemicals that make their hair red in large quantities can irritate people and almost kill them. A mutation in the MC1R gene which is the gene that causes red hair/ginger hair is the culprit. The allergy to gingers can cause anaphylactic shock and death without an epipen.
After Lana went to the Ed Sheeran concert, she died of gingerphylaxis shock afterwards when she got a whiff of his hair.
by Calleigh2009 May 6, 2023
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Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.
Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!
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