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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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shock drop

When you're eating out her ass and she farts in your mouth, so you put three in her pink and one in her stink while simultaneously blowing her own fart back into her mouth.
Hey did you smell her breath she definitely got shock dropped last night.
by Factory stalk August 15, 2022
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Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
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Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.
-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."
by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010
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Shock Jaw

When a girl has braces, puts two batteries under her tongue, and then gives you head.
Sarah: Hey did you see I just got my braces put on?
Brad: Awesome. Would you be down to give me some shock jaw?
by Ytrobe June 6, 2019
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Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.
My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer
by Dr Stan February 8, 2013
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Shocked emote

A yellow skittle emote that is wearing sunglasses while being in shocked
by Shocked emote November 30, 2022
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