Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Shlong

A name for a long male sexual organ

My shlong is hurting from yesterday

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Shlong

A word that refers to your large juicy penis.

" Hey baby you wanna suck this shlong?"

by captain_autismo June 15, 2017

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020

shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017