Signabilityness

the ability to be signed, such as the ability of a NFL team to sign a player

ut Next time I might consider factoring in revenue. It might add to the signabilityness of a team.

by mm6492 February 19, 2011

Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011

Signaturel

(n.) Like a signature, a signaturel is a integral of pi. The natural log is also a good example.

Signaturels are often used to sign for pay checks.

Need your signaturel on your time card before it can be approved!

by Mr. Maloy November 1, 2011

smignasty

This is a sexual act where the male genitalia is placed over the female face in such a fashion as to facilitate the female tongue traveling from the males anus, over the "Taint-Meat" to the scrotum and finally creating a suction on the base of the penis but going no further.

The action is then repeated again and again, creating a smignasty.

She accidentally caught my pubes in her teeth while she did a smignasty on my anus and cock base.

by smignasty March 7, 2012

Signal Frantic

It is when you somehow manage to turn off wireless capability while surfing the internet on a laptop. Then you go around frantically checking all wires to make sure they're connected. Hours later you realize, after searching that you had pressed the button that is placed so far on the keyboard you don't understand how it got pressed.

I was so scared that my internet was cut off that I trouble shooted for hours. Then I looked to see that wireless capability was turned off.
I was glad it was just a signal frantic.

by kookycarl October 18, 2012

signaling degree

College degree that doesn't teach anything useful expect that it signals to employers that the holder of said degree is not an idiot.

BA Econ is a signaling degree. If you get good grades at a decent school you send a signal that you're hard working and smart. That's about it.

by Hypersion July 13, 2012

signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.

I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!

by Linguist453 May 20, 2014