puss hair

used as a unit of measurement for an extremely small amount

say the ball bounced out of bounds just barely, or you missed a shot by a fraction of an inch

"Damn you missed that by a puss hair"

by crackadeeasscracka August 14, 2008

puss bib

A maxi pad.

A person who is a "wet blanket"

Jess- "Damn it, I got my period and I have no tampons" Mel- " Here, I've got a puss bib"

"Dave needs to stop being a puss bib"

by areyouafraidofthedark September 25, 2013

puss wish

when at 11:11 pm you make a wish that you will get some pussy in the near future.

Jim:" I made the biggest Puss Wish ever last night and it came true, I totally fucked your Mom!"
Matt: "Awesome!"

by chef's salty balls January 15, 2012

pre-pussing

A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.

Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"

by bigmike845 August 31, 2012

Pussy Puss

A sticky vaginal secretion emitted while sleeping.

After waking, Dana had to sit in a tub of warm water in order to remove the pussy puss that glued her lips shut while she slept.

by GerbilMuncher November 20, 2009

puss power

The ability of women to control men. This power usually becomes stronger after sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: Man, since you've been with Janet, you do everything she says, what's up with that?

Dude 2: I can't help it...her puss power is too strong!

by Stunrzsis April 15, 2008

puss-bear

1. (Noun)50% puss, 50% bear
2. (Noun)generally used to describe a higly retarded, sour/over emotional human being.

"JEN, your such a puss-bear!!"

by wessers August 13, 2005