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puss wish

when at 11:11 pm you make a wish that you will get some pussy in the near future.
Jim:" I made the biggest Puss Wish ever last night and it came true, I totally fucked your Mom!"
Matt: "Awesome!"
by chef's salty balls January 22, 2012
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puss bib

Jess- "Damn it, I got my period and I have no tampons" Mel- " Here, I've got a puss bib"

"Dave needs to stop being a puss bib"
by areyouafraidofthedark September 25, 2013
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puss hair

used as a unit of measurement for an extremely small amount
say the ball bounced out of bounds just barely, or you missed a shot by a fraction of an inch

"Damn you missed that by a puss hair"
by crackadeeasscracka October 9, 2008
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Pussy Puss

After waking, Dana had to sit in a tub of warm water in order to remove the pussy puss that glued her lips shut while she slept.
by GerbilMuncher November 20, 2009
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puss power

The ability of women to control men. This power usually becomes stronger after sexual intercourse.
Dude 1: Man, since you've been with Janet, you do everything she says, what's up with that?

Dude 2: I can't help it...her puss power is too strong!
by Stunrzsis April 15, 2008
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puss-bear

1. (Noun)50% puss, 50% bear
2. (Noun)generally used to describe a higly retarded, sour/over emotional human being.
"JEN, your such a puss-bear!!"
by wessers September 5, 2005
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puss cock

someone who has a cock but doesn't really have balls
"That little puss cock,Dalton, is a fag."
by charles york November 14, 2007
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