Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Poof

This person is really annoying,quite so when this person is hungry they don’t say nothing,when poof is watching tv they’ll shut you all the way out I just feel like poof is being really poofy.

Poof:poof will be so quiet he will just poof away

by Queenjazzy20081 March 26, 2019

POOF

Aisling Murphy and João Pereira’s romantic love story. A couple who are deeply in love and super healthy

POOF they’re adorable

by POOFAMJP October 26, 2020

poof

the sound you make when you poke someone's nose

*pokes your nose*

"poof"

by johnni sins February 18, 2022

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

Pussy Poof

A dusty queef

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina

by Mandrax December 28, 2019

Poof

Poof - To be gay, queer, feminine, beggish and fat

Have you seen Callum Paxton? Yeah I know he’s a poof, such a poof, the biggest poof in ends.

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024