poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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Pokerism

Pokerism is the religion of the dicord bots on poker night
"I just started following Pokerism"
by Mortis NS June 01, 2023
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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 03, 2023
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Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.
Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!
by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
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Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 02, 2016
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Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.
I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.
by UbërDawg May 26, 2023
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