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lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."
by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010
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Meme Pirate

A Meme pirate is a person who steals memes ans claims them to be their own they are litteral scum on earth
Me: Ariana your such a meme pirate
Ariana: Shut up
by dovc October 16, 2019
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Pirate kiss

When two amputee lesbians rub their leg nubs together.
I heard my sister and your mom shared a nice long pirate kiss
by yummytears August 22, 2016
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The Pacific Pirates

The Pacific Pirates are a group of people also known as a "gang" that live in san diego california. They mainly focus on taking chicken from vons, but also take whatever they need to survive.
1) Damn dude, were down on sales because The Pacific Pirates stole all of our chicken.
2) Wow, the Pacific Pirates are ligit.
by Arnold Eugene February 22, 2009
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Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates
"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
by Shush_rules November 23, 2006
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Filthy Pirate

Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"
by RocketJohn September 26, 2007
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sticky pirate

the act of cumming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. Causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg.
The bitch had sex with my brother so i gave her a sticky pirate
by Joe Pray September 14, 2008
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