Pennsylvania pacifier

When a woman is screaming at you, so you pull out your penis and she sucks on it until they calm down;

Tyler’s girl was pissed, so I gave her the Pennsylvania pacifier to chill out.

by @caddydaddy724 January 25, 2025

pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated

“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*

by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024

Pennsylvania Dutch

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.

"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

Pennsylvania

A state basically known for it's cheese and literally nothing else.

Pennsylvania is Wisconsin 2 or vice versa.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Sunday funday

When u get in the back of your cousins truck and then u fuck aggressively

Hey what’s up pal me and my cousin just had a Pennsylvania Sunday funday

by Gfym2022 April 4, 2022

Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Left

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light to make a left turn. Often, passengers will yell "Pennsylvania LeeeeeeeeEEEEFT!" For the duration of the turn.

"Slow down dude, the light is yellow"

"Watch this I'm boutta make a Pennsylvania Left"
"You're about to get us killed!"

by lordg52 June 9, 2022