Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.

"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

Pennsylvania Left

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light to make a left turn. Often, passengers will yell "Pennsylvania LeeeeeeeeEEEEFT!" For the duration of the turn.

"Slow down dude, the light is yellow"

"Watch this I'm boutta make a Pennsylvania Left"
"You're about to get us killed!"

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

Shenandoah Pennsylvania

A town in Pennsylvania that is half condemned, half burned, but full of meth-head Hispanics. The town economy is based on food stamps and government handouts. Trash litters every street as latin-American music can be heard on every street.

Shenandoah Pennsylvania is a crappy cesspool of Hispanics.

by RealMikePA November 14, 2022

Pennsylvania

The Keystone State. Pennsylvania is a Mid-Atlantic state know for cheesesteaks, Penn State, and potholes. Deer are very common in this state, hence it has the highest ratio of deer to car accidents of any state. The state can be divided into 3 sections: the West, which consists of Pittsburgh and its suburbs, Erie, and rural farms. The East, which consists of Philly, Allentown, and Scranton. This area is a very liberal area. It can be comparable to New Jersey, especially around Philly. And the middle of the state are fields, Conservatives, the Amish, and Penn State fans. Pennsylvania was the 2nd state to join the union. It is the only one of the original 13 Colonies that doesn’t touch the Atlantic Ocean. Pennsylvania’s economy is comparable to the country of Saudi Arabia. In Presidential Elections, Pennsylvania is considered a swing state. It voted for the GOP in 2016 after voting Democratic every election since 1992. Pennsylvania gives 19 electoral votes to the winner.

Pennsylvania is the Keystone State

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022

Pennsylvania cream

The juicy mixture between merhank an booty juice

Aftern I pound both holes I licked up the Pennsylvania cream

by Grass4ass April 22, 2022