"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
Get the pressing the olivesmug. (1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.
(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.
(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.
by Olive989 March 23, 2023
Get the Freedom of the Pressmug. When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
Get the press and sealmug. When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.
by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016
Get the Guttenberg Pressmug. When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022
Get the bloody pressedmug. A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
Get the Wench Pressmug. When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex
by Uwish January 12, 2023
Get the French Pressmug.