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Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.
Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
by Taraun May 24, 2024
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daily

a beautiful gangsta ass girl . she’s had her own way of doing things . she’s named after what she does daily .
i wish my name was daily
by maryland lewis January 7, 2018
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annual daily

when you do something every day of the year; 365 days
"Here's the annual daily traffic"
by wtfiswrongwithpeople21 January 31, 2017
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daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.
John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.
by Samliv October 19, 2015
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daily limbit

What a woodcutter should maintain to avoid both cutting too many trees or having sore muscles.
Beavers are generally not known to either cause significant forest damage (in fact, they often improve environmental conditions) or overwork themselves, so there should seldom be a need to impose daily limbits on them.
by QuacksO July 14, 2025
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daily

a white crystalline substance that gives seawater its characteristic taste and is used for seasoning or preserving food.
i like my lemon cum with a sprinkle of daily
by ashton.notirwin94 November 27, 2021
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The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013
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