Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week
Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th
29 may boys have big sticks
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th
29 may boys have big sticks
by zakrocma November 22, 2021

Hug up dayyyy🥳😂
by thaafinestkyy September 28, 2021

Im going to kick you all day because your under 5’5 and are my shortest friend and it’s october 29
by Stupidhoe123 October 28, 2019

Generally a nice day to be born on. Celebrated as National Sports Day in India, it is the birthday of Indian Hockey legend Dhyanchand. It is also the birthday of the legendary Michael Jackson, and celebrated worldwide through music festivals in may countries.
by BenBa189 November 23, 2021

Fred: Today is October 29th, you know what that means
Isabella: Give me a hug!
(Fred give Isabella a hug)
Isabella: Give me a hug!
(Fred give Isabella a hug)
by Angel2486 October 28, 2019

Its national kiss or make out with your friend (specifically ones that has a name that starts with an p or m)
by hahabozoloser March 12, 2022

Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."
by TheGhostOfYourPast September 28, 2021
