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Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.
"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."
by Minotawr October 12, 2011
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shiitake mushrooms

That's how shit goes.
Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...
by broetmitchell March 31, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
by Taichi January 26, 2005
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mushroom cloud

Rosie O'Donnell in a half shirt and skinny jeans?! Her mushroom cloud must be deadly.
by ducttapedoc October 16, 2010
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purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004
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High Mushroom

The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.

Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.
I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.
by Johnny Dickfingers August 23, 2016
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nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.
"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"
by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009
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