Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.

by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011

muddy gumboot

A muddy gumboot is when a drink is poured across the anus and butt cheeks of the server while the receiver lies underneath and drinks the liquid.

Usually done with alcohol during drinking games. But can be done with other liquids.

Thought to have originated from Massey University in New Zealand.

If a player vomits or urinates they have to drink it, or get someone else to, through a funnel or muddy gumboot.

by slutty jesus October 12, 2010

muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

by booboo June 18, 2004

muddy maytag

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!

by Retunda April 20, 2010

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

muddy paw

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.

by Boomer5798 November 27, 2013