moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

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Mosteller

To Mosteller is to parade yourself around like you have a real effect on people's lives, when really you represent no one from your home state. Someone who is self-centered and concerned only with themselves. Usually resulting from their participation in beauty contests, they contend that they are important, while they really are worthless. Sense of self-importance usually comes from their relation to a politician.

Brooke Mosteller is convinced that people care about her life after she won the beauty contest, but there are much more important things than who won Miss SC.

by Terry25494 December 18, 2013

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