Nuzzle Monster

A girl that nuzzles, frequently with an upward motion of the head. Nuzzle monsters are cute, accelerate time, and make the very best girlfriends.

Ashlee is so cool and loves to cuddle, she's such a nuzzle monster!

by mikefw9 April 29, 2011

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Fudge monster

A really big turd,so big that it fills the entire toilet.

Woww dude that fudge monster is fucking huge!!!!!

by Pseudonymoustrous July 24, 2012

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After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

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Blue Monster

A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe

That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”

by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019

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grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006

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