Micheal

Absolute nonce of a Human being, He is said to be crawling in the vents of primary schools.

He is always watching shitty Anime's that have Loli's in it.

He is the Nonce. The true Nonce
Is that the Filthy Nonce known As Micheal
by DMC_RELAX April 22, 2022
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Micheal

Micheal, oh Michael, the only person that i can look out for, he is the person that will keep my heart in a safe place at all times, i love him so fucking much, he will be there no matter what happens, he try’s his best to be the best that he can be and I love that<3
Micheal:Hot
by sexybrooklyn7 November 17, 2021
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Micheal

Micheal is the kinda guy who is really nice to anyone he meets. He always knows how to make you laugh and you could spend hours talking to him without getting board. He often goes by Mikey. His attractiveness on a scale of 1-10 it would be a solid 16. Aside from is kindness he can also be a little selfish. You could get lost in his eyes and when he talks to you, you just want to keep getting closer and closer. You often daydream about you and Micheal in a room alone cuddling with each other. You just want him to hold you forever and ever. And then he dumps you for some other lame chick he found off the side of the rode and left you crying your eyes out.
Friend: omg micheal is soooooo dreamy
Other person: well to bad he is to good for you
by Stereo typer April 07, 2022
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Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.
I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
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Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
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micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.
Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019
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Micheal trenglington

This is used to describe a human called Callum Taylor he’s a loving young beautiful chap this can be used in many different ways
Callum is Micheal trenglington a sexy chap
by Micheal trenglington September 26, 2020
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