Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive
by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
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nathan and mariah

Nathan and Mariah are people who are good together. They make each other smile laugh even when nothing is funny. They can’t kiss for shit but they don’t care they just laugh about it but are happy because they are with each other Nathan is a hot athlete. Good looking dude Mariah is a beautiful person with pretty eyes. Nathan and Mariah make an adorable couple and hope to have years to last. at first together, the road is bumpy things,people get in the way but in the end they come back to each other as friends person to talk to or even a partner. But no matter what nothing can break this bond between the two they share qualities and yet at the same time differentiate each other at the same time. They truly make a good couple and I wish I had a Nathan and Mariah. They may seem quite at first but after a while they will break the ice and let life take its course. :::))))
Person 1: you guys look weird when use kiss
Nathan&mariah: okay, we don’t care.
Nathan and Mariah-a cute couple
by Missyoungthang4573 September 27, 2018
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Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021
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Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music
Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course
by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021
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Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA
by wvalenti12 November 22, 2021
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Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 08, 2020
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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
by Pe/nis December 08, 2022
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