Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.

Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018

Prison Macaroni

The act of an Italian man fucking you in the ass while in prison.

In jail, my main form of lunch was Prison Macaroni named Luigi.

by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019

dirty macdonald

A dirty MacDonald is when you have sex with your best friends sister and finish in her hair

I gave dans sister a dirty MacDonald took 3 hours to wash that dried cum out her hair

by Macfuck April 15, 2020

Tiffany Macaroni

Tiffany is a nice loving smart and beautiful girl! If she is your friend or sister then she will often be very goofy around others. If you ever encounter a Tiffany she will show as much respect as you show to her. Sometimes she can be little annoying but the thing about her is that her being annoying is her trying to be goofy, but shes not a try hard. She will be there through your good times and bad times because she will never leave your side. She is also very talented and gorgeous in many ways. If you are one of her bffs or friends or sibling then you will be the luckiest person to ever live on this earth.

I love that girl
Because her name is Tiffany macaroni!

by Umm sorry June 3, 2020

Madison MacDonald

Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.

Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time

by BitchMagnet69 July 14, 2020

Le petit macaron

Shes more daddy than all the daddies combined. The REAL slim shady. The raddest of the baddest. The cats meow. The main bish. Probably has a bigger package than you.

“Le Petit Macaron? She’s more daddy than Cole Sprouse”

by fevelin.files December 21, 2017