He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021
Get the Landon Kirklandmug. landon is funny, kind and caring. he always is screwing around and taking it too far. sometimes he hurts his friends but he never means to. he has bluish grey eyes and dirty blond hair. his parents are strict but his dad is chill. lives a tough life but makes the most of it, and just makes you have hope for humanity. he always acts nonchalant and cool and buys the girl he likes anything she asks for. he is such a people pleaser and would love to have a girlfriend but everyone says he's too ugly when in truth they all think he's hot but just don't want to admit it. he has such musical talent and an inventive mind as well as a very good drawing ability. all his friends have unique traits and he would never want to not be friends with any of them. and is just an overall great person.
by that one wms anime kid June 23, 2022
Get the landonmug. Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body
Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.
If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.
Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.
If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.
Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*
by graelife14!<3 September 28, 2020
Get the Landonmug. A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap
by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024
Get the Landonmug. A person with brown eyes and blonde hair. He normally rides in cars for fun. He is normally is gay.He enjoys watching memes and making YouTube videos. He normally is found saying oh Billy and what are you doing in my swamp. Landon is a good friend but flirts with all expecially his mom. He is fun and very funny. And he is normally a Jake Pauler
Landon:What are you doing in my swamp
by Gucci-Gang-Slayer March 7, 2018
Get the Landonmug. did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
Get the landonmug. by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021
Get the bruv x landonmug.