jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo March 13, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 28, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 06, 2017

Jose medina

fat ass likes glizzys tiktoker also likes ya cut g

Jose medina eats glizzy

by Bruh781 November 06, 2020

Jose Bravo

This is a guy who always looks out for you. He always tries to make sure you ate, you slept, you feel alright, anything. he never understood how i felt or why i did certain things, now he does (which i do NOT like) and now that he knows it’s funny how he says he looks up to me. it makes me laugh each time. he helps as much as he can, doing anything and it isn’t like yelling or manipulating, he actually tries to help by seeing it as if it was him in that place. when getting closer it’s like seeing a part of him you’ve never seen before. i’m glad we got closer and our friendship grew :). i’m always here to help day and night, i’m also glad i finally got to open up to someone more then i ever have with anyone. you understand me and i jus wanna breakdown in your arms knowing you understand me. i hope we get to meet in the future asap in fact, i wanna live out the adventures me and you have talked about, you’re the reason i keep living and thinking maybe someday it will be okay. i hope i can help you more and more everyday. thank you for being my friend (best friend obv) and sticking with me. <3

Jose Bravo is just the most amazing friend you could ask for. you wanna find someone like him dan never lose him <3.

by Pete The Catt December 08, 2021

Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.

Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.

by drogbaoh May 22, 2018

Brown Jose

A rascit ,slow in the head ,fat Mexican who friends with a gay person name toby

Juan is a a Brown Jose

by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 17, 2020