jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by [e-mail] August 30, 2016

Jonny depp

A emo pirate

Not many Jonny Depp these days

by Qwerty-slay queen💅🏻👑 October 23, 2025

jonny sausage

GANGSTA BOI COMIN AT YA

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Jonny Furber

An Irish Gypsie

Bill: “Hey john I heard there’s a Jonny Furber in town”
John:”Oh no he might steal our shoes!”

by creamkebab April 25, 2019

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022