Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

by Grandmaster January 12, 2004

grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.

Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."

by Cux August 27, 2006

snake in the grass

(eBay terminology) Someone who watches an auction but doesn't bid until the last minute.

As long as there isn't a snake in the grass, that voodoo doll is mine!

by Reyn October 20, 2005

ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

by TrevDawg October 15, 2003

penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls

I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all

by TheArkAtek May 30, 2009

grass nigger

Referring to a Native American

That grass nigger he got out of the reservation

by Ryan mckay was here May 15, 2016

Grass Whistle

An offensive manuever done by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and put it right in front of your ass, and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

He really must have been pissed, because he totally gave that guy the grass whistle.

by th3_duk3 September 09, 2009