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I WISH I WAS SAMMY AND CUDDLE WITH YOU
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by APIRL H November 2, 2020
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak
you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No
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I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye
I said I will kill aespa too bye bye
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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