greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

greasy flaps

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.

I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.

by King of Banterbury July 25, 2016

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices

Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016

Greasy bridge

This is when someone has greasy hands from fried food and is fingering a woman.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.

Last night, after we ate some KFC, I gave my girl a greasy bridge.

by TheBigGrease April 7, 2021

Greasy Nolan

An obese mammal that receives its sustenance only by consuming large amounts of raw hotdogs dipped in whole fat mayo. It smells like a a dirty sock.

I spotted a greasy nolan in the woods

by 91010 April 20, 2021

greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013