greasy temptation 

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.

Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'

greasy temptation by myunthoughtprovokingpseudonym June 20, 2009

Greasy Weasel 

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

Greasy Weasel by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

greasy fleece 

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.

Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.

greasy fleece by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015

greasy whore 

A girl who likes to get down and dirty. A girl who loves the grease.

MAN, that girl just wants to get GREASSSY! She's such a greasy whore

greasy whore by jayyyy69 November 12, 2009

Greasy Haired Pachuco 

A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."

In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)

Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.

Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.

Greasy Haired Pachuco by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007

greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.

Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

greasy bag of ogre semen by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

greasy slider 

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

greasy slider by happy diver March 23, 2011