Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.

Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha

by Carltrain July 13, 2018

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.

I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist

by Hato September 2, 2012

Gooch Monkey

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance

1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."

by Gangstablu January 5, 2011

smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.

After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.

by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

gooch licker

a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)

Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)

by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 22, 2010