Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

Quandavious Gooch

Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.

Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 8, 2022

Quindarious Gooch

UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.

by sexualattractiontowardsjewmen March 18, 2022

Gooch Monkey

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance

1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."

by Gangstablu January 5, 2011

smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.

After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.

by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

gooch licker

a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)

Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)

by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 22, 2010