Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

Trump disease

A newly diagnosed mental illness virus named after Donald Trump aka Fuckface Von Clownstick that makes people who have the disease, narcissistic, racist, turns them into a Nazi, makes them violent, makes them suicidal, makes them have low IQ's, and overall makes them entirely bad with money to the point of being homeless and then sponging off others for support while still being a narcissistic ungrateful sick asshole. Donald Trump himself planted this disease in order to make the world go crazy and it is extremely contagious and dangerous.

Trump disease is a deadly mental illness virus that is leading the planet to extinction and it must be treated soon before the end is near.

by superbipolar420 April 3, 2017

mirror disease

When you need a mirror to see your genitals.

syn: Mirroritis

He's so fat, he's got Mirror Disease.

by Crapple0 June 3, 2004

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008

CRS disease

CRS is a disease where you can’t remember shit.

Anyway, I said to the DA that cop who hit me must have given me CRS disease.

by Corn_consumer9000 March 6, 2009

kissing disease

Glandular fever, you get it from kissing or sahring drinks. Most people have had it by the age of 21. It takes 4 to 8 weeks to affect you. Symptoms are fever and severe sore throat. It can be contagious for years and can resurface at any time in your life.

"You know that girl you just pulled had the kissing disease."

Fuck

by Mogali March 14, 2006

zachary disease

Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole

That ugly fuck has Zachary Disease

by Da Snake August 29, 2006