creato-destructive

Creation through destruction.

Wow the Big Bang was creato-destructive? Far out.

by Mich T. February 18, 2025

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 10, 2022

Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.

I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.

by AtticusJ July 06, 2016

Destruction

Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction

"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."

"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"

"WHAT"

"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also

"Hey, hows it going."

"I have a bald spot."

"Bro, what."

"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"

by smashlovesscream January 23, 2024

Destructive nostalgia

Excessive amount of nostalgia and grieving for the past to the point where present and the future becomes irrelevant for the person. This can be mostly caused by lack of happiness in the present and depression. The name destructive comes from the fact it causes destruction of the future due to being demotivated to do anything for it.

Patient: "The present and future has nothing for me, the brightness of my lost past is corroding my mind."
Therapist: "That sounds like destructive nostalgia."

by realsvr March 11, 2021

Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.

"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.

by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 10, 2019

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 30, 2010