.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
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Get the curving the elbow mug.by Krisser Misseren April 7, 2019
Get the curved fire mug.To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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Get the Carlos curve mug.The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
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