when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008
To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)
Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)
by Roketleeggamer April 08, 2018
by DDonthat January 20, 2023
To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
by bigdickchiefmater696969695ever April 03, 2017
The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.
by Killerbee Cow January 17, 2025
A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..
by Uncle Burt April 08, 2022