Covfefe

Covert Federal Fence.

Reference Mexico: Operation Covfefe is underway.
Code: Moustache

Challenge: Gringo has a large moustache
Reply: I have no scissors

by Stu05 June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When an all-nighter becomes pointless cuz you're pretty much delirious, not thinking clearly, slower than usual, and perhaps losing your grip on reality.

"Probably gonna fail my exam, but I can't stay up longer. It's pointless. I'm starting to covfefe."

by OliveJuice June 1, 2017

Covfefe

that moment of surprise when you assume someone's gender and grab them by the pussy...
but it ain't the pussy

I trumped up and grabbed some chick by the pussy, and got a handful of ballsack.

Damn dude, I bet you were like 'covfefe!'

by NewtyMcNewtface October 2, 2017

Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.

Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.

by Billy Voter June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling

"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."

by UtopianJ June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It's two different words Combined.

Cov: coverage level.

Fefe: a bundle of towels or socks, folded to resemble a fake vagina.

The news is fake, pussy!

I grabbed him at the Covfefe.

by Yrsic June 1, 2017

covfefe

Multitasking FAIL : When you try to post something weird on Twitter, golf and grab em' by the pussy at the same time.

"There are millions and millions and millions - you see tremendous, yuge amounts of them. There're all GREAT and arise from my own reality every day. I call them divine Covfefes." - Donald J. Trump

by M.u.s.h February 22, 2018