A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022
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by MrJelle July 21, 2017
Get the courtesy conversion mug.When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
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Guy 1: bro, let’s start a stupid conversation
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
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Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.
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