The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A type of christian is a narcissist who believes in toxic perfectionism and superior complexes. They also claim to believe in “purity” but then they say “god created man to fit woman. god made man to procreate bla bla bla” implying that humans only purpose is to have sex. But then they slut shame everyone and imply that sex is bad. But then they shame people who don’t want kids??? This type of christian is bipolar and a sheep. They live their life and make every decision based on a mistranslated book, and then wonder why everyone thinks they’re generic and boring. They also say love is important but would rather a gay person fake being in a happy marriage with a woman. Christianity is about appearance and looking “pristine” when really you’re not perfect, and really aren’t in the place to dictate others lives.
Not all christians are bad, but so many are so brain dead it makes my skin crawl. They’re bipolar too! They say one thing but then totally contradict themselves. Which just goes to prove their views aren’t fact, they’re just made up from the top of their tiny head <3
by annoyingrats.com December 25, 2021
Get the Christiansmug. by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
Get the Christianmug. by Blurb37 February 23, 2019
Get the Christianmug. the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.
new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”
every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019
Get the christianmug. A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
Get the Christianmug.