Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016

born privilege

born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.

Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.

by notyetborn October 31, 2022

born in the flames

Born in the flames is a term for someone that is locked in and is cooking

*someone dunks on three people* Nah that guys born in the flames

by VAFGTRFER January 31, 2025

New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

2010 born

often stereotyped as annoying Fortnite kids and some of us do fit that description but not all of us fuck I hated Fortnite when it bc popular and I played BOTW Splatoon watched Zackscotgames that shit was fire Fortnite is cringe

we also afrfe called gen alpha bc of these dumb boomers online when we fucking arent heck we are 13 this year we are too old for cocomelon heck I never even knew what coocmelon was until the pandemic when my younger cousins watched it and I never got any devices until the age of 8 in 2018 - a 2010 born
media 2010 born :

media 2010 born #1:hI gUyS I fINishED playING foRTNITE iMA hOP on p*rnHub and watch some cornographic videos!!
I hate good video games and I love cocomelon!!! (insert 69 trillion billion racial slurs)
media 2010 born #2: sURE leTS wATCH 18+ vIDEOS

actual 2010 borns:

2010 born 1:hey bruh u wanna watch The Owl House that shit is fire
2010 born 2: sure lets play splatoon after that and then hang on Discord

2010 born 2: what's that noise
2010 born 1: thats my dumbass brother doing weird things after watching elsagate fetish videos
2010 born 2: gross that shit is cringe what happened to the edgy idubbz viewers
2010 born 1: yeah true af
2010 born 3: yo you wanna go to my house and stay there
2010 born 1 and 2: okay
(they have fun time)

I am a 2010 born

by TakoTheMemer November 14, 2023

Get Born Again

With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!

Marcy:

"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"

Karen:

"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"

People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?

"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023