Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.

You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.

by Slayer Rulez March 26, 2021

Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

Blood Juice

1 40 oz Mickey's malt liquor
1 bottle of Night Trian
1 packet of Kool-Aid mix (cherry is best; orange is good)

First drink to the bottom of the first gold bar on the label. Then add wine, followed by the Kool-Aid. Seal very quickly. Put in freezer for 10 minutes and get CRUNK!

"I've never been as CRUNK as I was after a night of drink BLOOD JUICE" - J-Dog

by suckahata September 28, 2004

Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009

by kk626kk December 28, 2009

monkey blood

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.

"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."

by northnog February 8, 2012

Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

what technoblade calmly screams after he committed a mass murder.

techno; peacefully killing hundreds of people.
His voice; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

by Mr_Mosquito January 29, 2021