lycra-biker

A bicyclist that is completely clad in spandex.

Dude, the lycra-biker over there looks so weird

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

by PaulineH March 12, 2014

Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

Blake

Blake is a guy who can make you feel better when you're sad. He's such a nerdy and sweet guy who cracks jokes a lot. If you have a Blake for a boyfriend, don't ever leave him. He will always compliment you and make you feel very special. He is usually somewhat shy, so you should consider yourself lucky if you have him and he opens up to you. He is really adorable and cute and cares about others. If someone is sad, Blake will be there to comfort them. He's one of those nerdy guys who can get lost in a book, which is what most fangirls admire the most. He gives great hugs and makes you feel safe. If you tell him you need him, he'll be there. He won't leave you. If you have a Blake as a boyfriend you are very lucky. He is a loving and caring person and will always be there. Blake is amazing.

Jadzia: OMG BLECCA
Cameron: What the hell is Blecca
Jadzia: Blake and his girlfriend's ship name! HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO HER!

by call_the_amberlamps June 15, 2014

Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Rusty Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.

by endofhighsociety March 26, 2009

Blake

Bloody legend, will whoop any of your asses if you piss em off. He's the dopest freshest Best friend you'll ever have, he is a pussy slayer 900000000

If you find a Blake Make Him your friend Because hes a bloody legend

by Kadin Vandamme October 29, 2019