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Dude I have been Murray Browned 

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.
Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

It's been a long season without rain. 

Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.

that chicken’s been tampered with and abused 

darn that chickens been tampered with and abused!”

I've been knew 

A way not to react when people come out to you, according to Dan
Dan:"Don't say 'I've been knew'"
I've been knew by DenseCabbage June 16, 2019

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

You have just been Jordo'd 

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd