Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021

I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.

i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.

by FOCit February 2, 2010

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee April 14, 2016

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

by Wetefe June 18, 2010

You don't know, you've never been raped

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.

"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"

by helrunr January 23, 2019

i've been kissing white boys since 2004

a line the genius mastermind beautiful tyler, the creator said in his song, "i ain't got time!" from scum fuck flower boy that dropped july 21, 2017

nobody:
tyler: i've been kissing white boys since 2004

by k00lb0i November 5, 2019