by ontimaframti November 22, 2016

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018

by Kai Lou March 11, 2024

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
by kam2000 June 27, 2016

When your chic thinks you ain’t looking, and twists her ass or shoots a wink...or even bats an eye to the next one
by Big dicolas October 22, 2018

by ~𝐍𝕒м𝒆 เ𝐬 ΜΔĎdᶤⒺ~ November 1, 2019

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023
