monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

by asthomasa May 1, 2020

Up in your face ghetto

Refering to hip hop or rap music that is continuously crude, distastful and contains offensive language and themes.

Him: "Did you hear that song?"

Her: "It was about some pretty nasty $#!%"

Him: "Yeah, that was up in your face ghetto right there."

by Kirstie Belt December 26, 2006

Get your face wet

To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.

Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.

Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."

Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."

Later that night...

Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"

Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."

by anorton August 2, 2012

Off-your-Face-Booking

Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.

"I was stupidly Off-your-Face-Booking last night and poked some people I shouldn't have!!"

by Mats101 April 1, 2009

I hate your face

The hate of face.

Your face is ugly; I hate your face.

by Sijo May 24, 2003

get your face shit on

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk

"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1

by fdgd February 10, 2005