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Wrinkle Brain

Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain
by Big Hynk August 20, 2024
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Ray Wrinkles

A Ray Wrinkles is a scam, a sham, or any sort of unscrupulous trickery. It's throwing a wrinkle in the normal situation.
Joe went to cash in his chips, but they pulled a Ray Wrinkles and paid him out in counterfeits.

Jimmy ordered a cherry coke, but the waitress gave him the old Ray Wrinkles and served him a regular coke.
by pokercuse08 September 14, 2025
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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.
That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.
by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025
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Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking
D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle
by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025
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Wrinkled cheeto

"Donald Trump is a Wrinkled cheeto"
by uwillneverguess February 5, 2025
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Wrinkle Ball

An act where two men lay in the 69 position, and for an agreed upon amount of time (Typically one minute), unwrinkle eachother's testicles with only their hands. Whomever does the better job wins.
Hey man, the Wrinkle Ball tournament is in a week. Lets get practicing!
by Therealshizzler February 19, 2025
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