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Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!
by mia avocado October 13, 2020
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Lana Winters

by etherealclouds August 2, 2021
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Dirty Winter

Someone who rides and doesn't let the man pull out, and uses the cum to make the man a breakfast sandwhich the next morning. She also doesn't believe in minecraft.
"I heard Katie tends to be a real dirty winter."
by Slikfang September 26, 2021
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winter thots

The only other time of the year thots come out of pumpkin spice hibernation and are looking for new partners.
Oh boy winter thots are back.
by smf1tz January 11, 2018
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wintered-out

Tired of the snow, the snow shovelling, driving in the ica and snow with the other crazies, tired of the cold weather
It only Febrarary and I'm already wintered-out !
by ddorf February 11, 2010
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winter cuff

A partner you hook up with in the colder months, organically breaking up when it gets warm (from the word handcuff)
God, I need a winter cuff this year. I'm so sick of having to go meet guys when it's cold out.
by Honeeybee November 29, 2017
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Winter Lips

When your lips are all chapped and cracking from the dry winter weather.
Dude 1#: AWW Man, I got the winter lips!!
Dude 2#: Here's some lip lube then!
by SnowSakura June 19, 2014
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