willow

willow is a caring person who loves her close friends. she is outgoing but quiet she’ll stand up for her gay ass friends called keely and nhi! married to keely but fucks nhi when keely is gone at work

is that willow ? woah! her wedding was chaotic !1!1!

by willllllow October 16, 2019

willow

willow

a mentally retarded SJW incapable of cognitive processes she has no self respect and is a gingerist even Hitler shot himself when facing her.BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITE ON THE PLANET-spazoidal level over 9000

dan-that hoe willow is here

bob-aw shit here we go again
willow-SJW HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!! spazoidal faces

Dan- get DA fuc away from me hoe
willow-where you from
Dan-Reddit
willow-screeeeeeeeeeeeee
bob-fuck off
willow-GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
bob-neither do SJW
willow-existential misery
GROUP SUFFERS AN EPIPHANY

by NIHLISTGURU November 3, 2019

Willow Creek Jenga

An activity where a group of guys stack their penises like the game Jenga. The last guy to go limp is declared the winner.

Ex: Zayne has invited us to play Willow Creek Jenga on Thursday? Do you know how to play?

by lunch15 August 13, 2025

willow talk

"willow talk" refers to speaking in metaphors, soliloquys, riddles, the works. it's sacred channel and iterations of speech that might not always make sense to the common ear. aka multidimensional speak, spellwork, enchantment, divination, ethereal, sacred channeling, woo-woo, yip yap, nonsense but it makes sense yfm, ashe eshe, idan, honor 🌊

"Look... she on that willow talk."
"I finally got me a spiritual baddie but she won't stop willow talking to me."

"Yeah, I heard about that willow talk, that multidimensional ethereal speak."

by Auracle Ash June 1, 2024

Pussy willow

A guy midget that thinks he's a great sorcerer but only to do magic instead and tell you he's gonna make his dick disappear so you could fuck him because he's a homosexual.

That guy is such a pussy willow.

I know I don't like him.

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024

Willow B

Awesome girl 😞

You know willow B? She’s my best friend

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Willow

Willow is usually a fucking attention seeking furry mainly around 9pm sometimes makes up excuses to try and manipulate a person into gooning or gooning out

willow is a fucking weirdo, she is a willow

by rgg65y34y37 September 2, 2023