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Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 2, 2013
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vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.
John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.
by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010
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Mouth vomit

When you vomit a little bit in your mouth and swallow it like you swallow the fact you don't have a life whenever you see a picture of a featherless chicken.
"Dude have you seen those featherless chickens, man I just got bad mouth vomit."
by #imnotavirginihavenoideawhatyo January 18, 2019
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Vomit Love

when a guy/girl ask somebody to date them and they make you wanna vomit
female1: 'omg Toby that rank guy asked Brit out.'
female2: 'eww Vomit Love much?'
by Nikki Nguyen March 21, 2009
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fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017
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bitch vomit

When a woman on her period or just plain pissed off lets her inner bitch off all over you
Dude 1: Why are you so pissed, dude?

Dude 2: I just got hit by a bunch of bitch vomit.
by Triple A&M February 27, 2011
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Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.
I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
by ZDC2 February 13, 2022
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