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Vulture

someone that takes anything they see on the floor
"why do you take trash on the floor" "because I'm a Vulture
by Dreadking987 March 27, 2022
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Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."
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Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011
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vulture bin

A specified area of items that have been offered to the nearest social group or the public in general.
Yo just throw the other half of tht pizza in the vulture bin.
by CheokThax November 19, 2014
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Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.
One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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vulture

a person (in a video game) who takes other people's kills or only attacks weakened opponents. other words include: vultured, vulturing
This vulture keeps fucking chasing me whenever I'm red bar!
by pussack August 6, 2018
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