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toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.
Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.
by bobistheowl October 15, 2017
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Vulture

Someone who waits in a parking lot for a car to pull out of a parking place.
Harry spotted a woman walking towards a car in the parking lot and instantly morphed into a Vulture. He partially blocked the aisle and put his ticker on to indicate that he had claimed that parking space, waited patiently the car to back out and then zoomed into the parking space as soon as it became available.
by Whiteheron December 17, 2011
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Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.
Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!
by Chaseifer June 27, 2018
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Vulture

A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get
Ima curb stomp that little vulture
by Fhhhggggf January 3, 2020
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Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
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Vultures 1

Vultures 1 is Kanye West's and Ty Dolla $ign's 3rd collaborative album and 13th album overall.
Did you hear Kanye's new album Vultures 1?
by VerseDictionary June 6, 2024
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Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011
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