lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.

Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.

by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

by Torsky March 10, 2008

three on the tree

having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords.

my 65 ford falcon had a three on the tree.

by carbombxhooligan December 6, 2004

birch trees

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

by boocket March 25, 2022