weasel package

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...

1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k

by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018

package gazing

A past time of women and gays. Chrcking out at a man's junk in a sexual manner

Hey Pete, want to go down to the beach and do some package gazing?

by Steddy loves cock June 13, 2017

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

Package Boy

Obviously Neil's preferred name <333

" Awww what a cute lil package boy!! "
" STOP IT!!- "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010