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Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.
"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."
by Minotawr October 12, 2011
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shiitake mushrooms

That's how shit goes.
Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...
by broetmitchell March 31, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
by Taichi January 26, 2005
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mushroom cloud

Rosie O'Donnell in a half shirt and skinny jeans?! Her mushroom cloud must be deadly.
by ducttapedoc October 16, 2010
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purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004
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Bukkake Mushroom

Get a group of males and 1 female. All the males will cum on one of the males dicks and then the female will suck it off.
Chad- Bro, you wanna join us in a bukkake mushroom?
Brad- Bro, as long as y’all don’t cum on my dick I’m fine with it.
by Bigboilikesturtles May 21, 2019
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Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl
Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.
by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022
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