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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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Fluid

Homogenous Substance

Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.

Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).

Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
The Fluid is the relation between Finitude and Infinitude
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
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fluids quiz

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021
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Jerome fluid

Jerome Floyd the guy who got killed by the cop and he couldn’t breathe
Wow Jerome fluid died

Wow he said I can’t breathe

Jerome fluid hits fortnite dance epic ly in front of them
by FlipFlop_ November 5, 2020
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fluid fracking

Fluid fracking is when a man or woman sticks a straw in one's anus and sucks in to extract any substance stuck to the wall of your anus. Spitting is optional
My you need to do some fluid fracking Jessy you must be itchy from not doing it so long. Let me I'd be honored.
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
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Fluid play

“That girls crazy she loves fluid play!”
by Jade rose June 5, 2022
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baby fluid

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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