the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.
Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021
Get the burglar mug.a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
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Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024
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(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
by C.S.H. March 13, 2022
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The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglar mug.A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016
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